The Chapel Burns

I paint Sisters too, which is how I know exactly how much this list hurts. Len’s board was all broken nave and candle-wax craters. Beautiful. Mean.

I tried to play the mission. That was the first mistake. World Eaters do not “play the mission” so much as they set the mission on fire and stand in the smoke. Lord Invocatus tagged a flank, Berzerkers made a charge they had no right making, and then the Exorcist started doing hymns with missiles.

Morvenn Vahl walked onto the center objective like she paid rent. The Daemon Prince tagged her, bounced, and died to the clap-back. Blood Tithe never got over the hump. I conceded with twenty minutes on the clock because the math was done and the baby monitor was chirping.

Losses are the reports I actually need. If you only post the blowouts, you are running a highlight reel, not a hobby log. Next time I screen the Prince, I respect the Exorcist lanes, and I stop treating Miracle Dice like a rumor.