Every season somebody writes a thousand-word “state of the legion” that reads like a tournament packet. This is not that. This is what I am gluing, magnetizing, and throwing at friends on a Sunday.
Eightbound still do the thing. The Forgefiend is the shooting I allow myself because I refuse to pretend World Eaters have a gunline. Jakhals are cheaper than they feel when you need a screen. Angron is a coin flip that I will keep flipping because the model slaps and the charge is a religious experience.
What I am not chasing: the third detachment that requires a new box I do not have hours to build. Box to tabletop means I play the models I already own. If a dataslate makes Berzerkers worse, I will still run Berzerkers. They are the point.
If you want the video version, it will land on The Hot Dust when I have a quiet evening and a working mic. No schedule promises. The baby does not run on FAQs.